[AusRace] Just for fun

mikemcbain at tpg.com.au mikemcbain at tpg.com.au
Wed Dec 12 11:39:13 AEDT 2018

Len & Co


Perhaps I should apologise in advance to all the Tofu loving Vegan’s on the Ausrace list?


And just to keep this post horse and/or racing relevant don’t you just love to watch a Steeple race where a horse or Jockey does a “Bradbury” or a horse like Kiwi comes out and “Bradburies” them?


Nudge nudge – Winx Winx




From: Racing <racing-bounces at ausrace.com> On Behalf Of L.B.Loveday
Sent: Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:50
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Subject: Re: [AusRace] Just for fun


Talk about flogging a dead horse.


Make hay while the sun shines Mike, you won't be allowed to say that soon - PETA, using taxpayer money (even if it's only giving deductions to those who donate) are running a campaign to educate ignorant dinosaurs like us that such sayings are an insult to animals, trivialise cruelty to animals and lead us to thinking of them as lesser than humans.


Henceforth you must say ".. feeding a fed horse".


And:  “feed two birds with one scone”

          "bring home the bagel"

         " take the flower by the thorns."

          "curiosity thrilled the cat"





Horseburgers et al




In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their

home cooked burgers.


Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are "small

amounts" of horse meat in their burgers.


Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK

Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef  hamburgers' contained 30%

horse meat, here are some of the quips to hit the  Internet.


Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had $5 each



Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night, I still have a bit

between my teeth.


Said to the missus, "These Tesco burgers give me the trots..."


These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit...Talk about flogging a dead



Last night the wife made meatloaf, so I had dinner with two nags.


Instead of choosing rare, medium or well done, it's now "Win, Place or Show"



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